giovedì 11 settembre 2008

Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Fanculo tutto !

Finalmente si realizza il piano perfetto : ho vinto alla lotteria! Mi è appena arrivata la mail di conferma, ho vinto £ 450,000.00 (al cambio di oggi sarebbero 560,600.00 €)! Non sono tanti, ma io mi accontento.

Adesso mando una mail a tutti i generali e li mando a cagare.





UK LOTTERY ONLINE NOTIFICATION DESK.
GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED!!!
BRITISH ONLINE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY
IS REGISTERED UNDER THE DATA PROTECTION ACT OF;
(Registration Z720633X).


UK Lottery Headquarters:
Customer Service
TANFIELD ROAD,
CROYDON.SURREY.
Ref: BTL/491OXI/04
Batch: 12/25/0304


WINNING NOTIFICATION...........CONGRATULATIONS!

We are pleased to notify you the draw of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,
Online Sweepstakes International Lottery Program held on 06/09/2008
and released on the 09/09/2007. Participants were selected through a
computer ballot system draw from a pool of over 25,000 names of
distinguished professionals drawn from Europe, Asia,Australia,New
Zealand,Middle-East, parts of Afric,North and South America as part of
our international promotions programme conducted annually to encourage
prospective overseas entries.

The result of our computer draw selected your email address attached
to e-ticket number:56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the
lucky numbers:21. 32. 41.42. 43.46.17. (42 Bonus all),which
subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e. match 5 plus
bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £450,000.00
(Four hundred and fifity thousand Pounds Sterling) in cash credited
to file KTU/9023118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of £5,400,000
shared amongst the first Twelve (12) lucky winners in this category
i.e. Match 5 plus bonus.

To begin your claims therefore, you are advised to expeditiously
contact our licensed and accredited claim agent for Overseas Lottery
Winners within a period of 21 days (date of this email inclusive) for
the processing of your winning and remittance to your designated bank
account/ door step after all statutory obligations have been
satisfactorily dispensed with.

Please be informed that claims not processed within the stipulated
period may be forfeited to the pool without further notice.
To begin yourclaims process,you are to immediately contact your UK
ONLINE LOTTERY claims agent as follows:

Overseas Claims Unit
Contact Name: Johanna P. Smith
City/Country: London, United Kingdom.
Tel: +44-700-598-2567
Fax: +44-702-577-3568
Email: johannasmith52@gmail.com

Claims Requirements:
1. Names in full:
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2. Address:
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3. Nationality:
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4. Age:
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5. Occupation:
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6. Phone/Fax:
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7. Present Country:
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Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality, and
press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they
so desire. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of
confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems
associated with double claims. This is part of our precautionary
measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.


Congratulations!!

Mr. Patrick Robin.
Online coordinator.
UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

5 commenti:

Anonimo ha detto...

Cestitam! anzi, ke kulo, se predvsem zaradi tega, ker ti ni blo treba niti igrat ma so te zrebali oni kar tako, per simpatia.
a sto punto jutri ne prinest pastis ma direttamente en Baltazar o mejo Nabuchodonozor de Dom Perignon.

Anonimo ha detto...

pazi, ki zdej bojo prisli vsi parentoni ki jih nisi poznal, tudi tisti ki so emigrirali v daljno Japonsko.
Ugh

Zurota ha detto...

Eh ja, je figo dobit brez niti kupit listka! speremo jih dobit se an par tako si kupim dom perignon.
La fabbrica! (cioè cantina, ma je ena citazione kolta)

a propo de japonci, se vidi v naslovu ota v japonski pisavi?

Samo ha detto...

se vidi se vidi ota v japonscini. bi se lahko zacel podpisovat tako. je de cagarse lahko za napisat in se bolj za se spomnit.
Ota: l'omin che sta vizin (a sinistra) alla finestra senza scuri
ce kupis fabriko, lahko pridem obracat flaske?

Zurota ha detto...

Ma ara ki sn nardil eno ricerco etimologico zelo pogljobljeno: cioe' prof francoscine ki je ucila tudi japonscino mi je rekla da ota pomeni grande risaia. Torej je omino in finestra senza scuri saria njiva riza.

ok, ce kupim fabriko bos Manager for girament of bottles.

in effetti sm stuf zavarovalnice, bom prasal za it delat za genagrikola.